My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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