idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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