i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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