So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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