plz talk dirty to me
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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