Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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