Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I love you.
Bad choice
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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