Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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