Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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