I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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