office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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