i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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