Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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