My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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