They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I deserve this hangover.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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