Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I need to align my fucking chakras
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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