I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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