You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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