your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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