I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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