Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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