There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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