Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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