they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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