porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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