But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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