I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have fence marks all over my body
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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