Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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