I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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