Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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