Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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