No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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