i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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