i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
