hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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