so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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