That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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