I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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