shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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