I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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