Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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