He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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