I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
