so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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