i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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