Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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