Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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