just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
