Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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