Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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