Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i came on her dog
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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