I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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