I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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