She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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