I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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