You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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