She's JV to your varsity
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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