I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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