Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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