ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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