im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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